of the blood of Old Valyria

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Aubrey Plaza’s best tweets (so far)

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bearpolars:

#See kids this is where I begin to violently sob in the theater

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Human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages!

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earsinyrheadphones:

Remember kids, Uncle Walter says: Acid is a hell of a drug!

  I went to see The Mountain Goats last night at the Crescent Ballroom. It was an awesome show, nice lil venue, great atmosphere; played for close to 2 hours. The show was littered with interludes where he talked about whatever was happening or introduced the songs and what they were about. I should have recorded his intro to Woke Up New, it was a very nice summation of the immediate after effects of a break up. My favorite part happened while he was retuning his guitar again. “I’ll always remember this. I had to pause to tune again and there was dead silence. Fucking awesome. And after, someone shouted ‘Come for breakfast!’” After the show John Darnielle was signing stuff. I was one of the last in line due to a long bathroom line. When he was signing my stuff I asked if I could get a picture of him. He suggested the guy next to me take a picture of us together instead. I liked his idea much more :) 

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That was magical, Misha.

New Jersey Con 2012 [▶◆◀]

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