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Hurt myself laughing

OH MY GOD

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So I woke up ay 7:30 to hear dubstep coming from somewhere. It was just loud enough to be annoying. Every few minutes it would stop and I’d start to fall asleep, then it’d start again. After about an hour my eye started twitching from all the pent up imaginary scenarios I’d created of yelling at whoever was blaring music at 8am on a Saturday. I decided to actually go find these people and yell at them. I go outside and start following the source of the noise. I found the door and knocked, to be greeted by a terribly attractive guy in his boxers. My rage came out as a fumbled “I. Uh. Hi. Can you turn the music down a bit?” He winked and said sure. Left feeling fluttery instead of justified. 

Was rewatching through Doctor Who again and noticed this.

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This is my photo op pic with John Barrowman. Afterwards he said “Now you can say you’ve had my balls on your back.”

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Was just browsing the #doctorwho tag and saw your pictures! That is awesome XD

Thanks! It was very awesome.

So I’ve been rewatching Lost. The first season is 25 episodes long. At first it was daunting, but by the end I was so happy. Know why? Cause that’s a proper fucking season. That’s enough time to cope with everything that’s going on. Hear that UK? 25 episodes. Not 10, or 8, OR FUCKING 3! 25 DAMNIT! TAKE NOTE!

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of the blood of Old Valyria

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Aubrey Plaza’s best tweets (so far)

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Human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages!

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My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • Nurse: "So he's your...."
  • Me: "Friend."
  • Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • Me: "11."
  • Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  • Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • Me: "Uh. 0."
  • Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • Me: "With homosexuality."
  • Nurse:
  • Me:
  • Nurse:
  • Me: "I fuck girls."
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